The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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