Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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