MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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