he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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