super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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