found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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