Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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