I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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