so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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