I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
