the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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