Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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