You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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