Sry I called you an 8
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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