never play flip cup with pint glasses
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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