Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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