ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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