He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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