Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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