That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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