Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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