I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
