Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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