I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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