two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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