Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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