you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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