I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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