people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Use "feeling words"
Yay
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
