Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
she peed on how many people?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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