Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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