he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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