he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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