i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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