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Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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