I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
