By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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