The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Me too!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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