im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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