If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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