ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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