yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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