He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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