No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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