Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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