i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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