Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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