I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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