I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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