I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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