Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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