dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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